I do apologise in advance, this is gross and horrible and if you do not like bodily function stories you better go away right now. But I have to get this off my chest somewhere somehow.
I am the only female in our office. We have one female toilet (up the stairs and in the corner) and about 4 male toilets – scattered all over the building.
Now there some stupid male in the building who insists on using the female toilet. I have no problem with that, use what you want BUT and this is where the problem starts.
He leaves the toilet seat up.
He has now broken the toilet seat – I have to do a balancing act on it not to fall off or in.
He leaves the soap all dirty with the grease from the workshop.
And then – this is the gross part
He does a number two and does not flush. Now please I am no Dr Gillian from “You are what you eat” (should actually be “you pooh what you eat) but anyway. I do not want to come face to face with your little deposits everytime I go to the loo. It is just gross and 5 minutes later I have to look you in the eye again and have a business discussion with you.
Yes I know who the culprit is, it is the managing director of the business. His poor wife – imagine how it goes at home.
So now my dilemma, I drink about 2 litres of water at work so I do need the toilet quite often, do I use one of the male toilets and risk walking in while a guy is in there or do I stop the water drinking and only go once I’ve left work.